Sunday, October 10, 2004

Kerry Bashing Faith? - O

Sunday, October 10th, 2004

The man is totally out of his element!

Today Sen. Kerry offered a judgment of "some people's faith" and faith based motives and actions while attending a church service during his campaign.

He stood before the congregation and media cameras and said that "Some people seem talk about their faith, but do not have the works to support their faith, and faith without works is dead faith." He went on to state that his faith is supported by works.

Is he out of his mind? His statement implies that anyone who does not believe what he does, is wrong in their faith. What on earth is his problem? How can this person sit in judgment over other people? Is he my god?

Do I need to be Christian, Catholic, Jewish? Was he implying that the Muslim faith is wrong?

I can not help but wonder, who is "in" and who is "out" according to John Kerry? Why on earth would a man who is campaigning on the promise to unite, take a direct "hit" on people for their faith based beliefs because they happen to fall outside of the limited parameters of his own?

"Judge not lest ye be judged, Senator." If the America wanted a religious candidate they would have nominated Jesse Jackson.

Am I the only person offended by his hateful statement?


Saturday, October 09, 2004

Kerry House Humor - O

MORNING – INT. KERRY bedroom 10/09/04. SEN. JOHN F KERRY (JFK) is in a semi-prom position on the chase lounge. He is wearing underwear with large letters across the frontal genital area spelling BUSH w/a large X through the letters. His wife, TERESA HEINZ KERRY is standing in front of a full mirror. She is wearing a shorty-pajama top with bloomer panties. Her panties have large letters across the frontal genital area spelling BUSH w/a large X through the letters.

JFK
What are you looking at Jackie?

Teresa
I wish that you would not call me that.

JFK
Ok, what are you looking at my precious?

Teresa
I’m feeling old, John, I think I need to see a doctor.

JFK
Sure, sure, I’ll call little John and get the name of
a good OGBYN.

Teresa
You mean OBGYN?

JFK
Yes, that’s what I said, OGBYN.

Teresa
John, you clearly said, OGBYN.

JFK
I might have misspoken about what I
said but I know that everyone knows
what I meant to say. So if I say OGBYN
or OBGYN it all means that same thing.

Teresa
Flip flopper

JFK
Jackie, let’s change the topic. I am hungry.

Teresa
How about a nice bowl of fruit loopholes. There are only a few left and you could get rid of them right now before
you are elected.

JFK
What are you talking about?

Teresa
Loopholes. You talk about them all of
the time and how you are going to get rid of them.

JFK
Never mind. Did you talk to George today?

Teresa
Yes.

JFK
And?

Teresa
And what, John?

JFK
Are the rising oil prices secure through November?
Will his hedge fund people keep the pressure
on? I can’t afford to have cheap gas for people.
You know that Jackie.

Teresa
Look, bush-face, if you call me Jackie again
I am going to call George Soros again, and withdraw
every million I have invested in the oil hedge fund.

JFK
I love it when you are sassy. It makes me get warmth in
my blood. Now what about the foreign currency funds? Are you and George keeping an eye on that? It won’t take much to completely crash the US economy, and our investments in foreign currencies will be worth fortunes. More than the Kennedy’s. Finally!

Teresa
You just keep that long-faced head of yours focused
on getting us into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. My son
is destined to be the President and I need you to keep the way paved for him.

JFK
I thought that you wanted it for us, for me?

Teresa
Let’s be clear. Your Democrat liberal politics
make me sick. Your liberal friends are all freaks.
your “war hero” status has been completely debunked.
On your own you don’t have anything and you have not
accomplished anything.

JFK (interrupting)
Not fair, Jackie!

Teresa
…….. DON’T interrupt me! You have one last
chance to be of any value to me. If you fail on
November 2nd, you have no value to me, or to
George or to anyone. You might as well assassinate
yourself, so you can make your final dream for glory come true.

JFK
Shut up Jackie, you are dangerously close to
taking a ride with Ted to the Chappaquiddick.

Teresa runs toward JFK, leaps and lunges at him, landing squarely on his upper thighs. She is pounding him like a piece of meat being tenderized.

Teresa
Where is that little shrapnel?

JFK
Stop, you are hurting the rice kernel on my leg.
Ok, ok, I promise I will win.

Stopping her attack

Teresa
How can you be sure? How can you guarantee
me that all of the time and money I have invested
in you so that I can secure my son’s Presidency has
not been in vain.

JFK
Easy, easy Jackie. We will do it the old fashioned
Kennedy, Clinton machine way – CHEAT!

The End

written and created by:Susan Kay Moses
a.k.a. Grandma Moses








Wednesday, October 06, 2004

10/06/04 - Post Debate - O

Is Dick Cheney a liability for President Bush? Yes, if one considers the possibility that George Bush does not wish to be re-elected.

During tonight's debate, Sen. Edwards looked like a self indulgent, spoiled, adolescent. He was out leagued, out classed and outted in general as a fraud.

I live in Beverly Hills, I have worked in entertainment for over 20 years and I am disgusted by the lack of focus, the lack of integrity, and the lack of fair play that the Kerry camp and the media have displayed during this election year. I am ashamed of the media thugs like Michael Moore and Dan Rather. They are not credible and they do not represent decent, mainstream, concerned Americans. They certainly do not represent me.

When Sen. Edwards stated on ABC's Nightline that any person living in America who would vote for George Bush must be out of their mind, I was shocked. Consider that somewhere between 45-55% of Americans fall into that category. Edwards single-handedly insulted approximately 50% of the American people. His reckless statement reinforces a negative image of Americans around the world.

His careless statement is reminiscent of Michael Moore's rhetoric while touring Europe on behalf of his little movie. Trashing the American spirit, free speech and free choice is not a quality requisite for successful foreign policies or domestic harmony. Vice President Cheney displayed a sense of self restraint and diplomacy that amplified Sen. Edwards' lack of seasoning and minimal experience.

I don't need a poll to determine my mindset for November 2nd, 2004. I want a secure America, and a strong economy. I do believe that we did the right thing by going into Iraq prior to taking on the additional challenges of other terrorist sponsoring nations. War is bad and it comes with a menu of difficult consequences. The alternative to invading Iraq is not one I wish to experience. The potential costs to Americans of not going to war far outweigh the costs of being there. Failure to recognize the realities of today's geopolitical arena is a byproduct of poor media communications and a lack of willingness on the part of some people to accept the fact that Americans are targets because we are free. Freedom is the target.

I know that hair matters and style is key, but a tan in a can and hair to go will not keep a terrorist from bombing a school or a dam or a subway ..... Sen. Edwards can save his slick wily style for the jury box closing statement. Americans are not buying his cotton candy and they don't trust John Kerry's duplicitous standards and his positions of convenience. I support George Bush and Dick Cheney because I believe that they will remain resolved to keeping our enemy at checkmate and eventually to eliminating him wherever he is no matter what it takes. The sacrifice is great, but there is no other viable option if we are to remain free.