Fred Has A Pretty Wife

Fred Thompson may face criticism because his wife is young and beautiful. Well, howdy Arkansas! At least America can have a high degree of assurance that Fred won’t need to diddle young interns with contraband cigars because his wife is an ugly, flaming, closet lesbian.

But seriously, the Democratic candidates traditionally have the butt ugliest wives, or in this 2008 election cycle we add husband. This is why the Democrats have to drag the illiterate undereducated Hollywood pretty people into the spotlight. They need America to think that they are cool enough to attract pretty.

Not Fred, he is walking, living, breathing proof positive that he attracts pretty. No question about it at all; his wife is a stunner.

Will the ugliest people say and write the ugliest things about her? Absolutely, it is an age old problem, insecure people have to attack what they are most intimidated by. Pretty women have to work harder to be taken seriously; therefore, they usually become more sensitive, educated and patient.

What about the age difference between the Thompsons? Hummm, can we say Demi Moore? No let’s not travel down that road. Let’s just keep it honest and real. Anyone in their right mind would love to have a smokin’ partner, either gender, if circumstances permitted. I am first to confirm that I would. So don’t lie!

If America voted for their President based on the what the future first lady (man) looked like, the photo campaign would look something like the photos included here. Yikes, is it really hard to make the call????

Beauty and brains or portly, stiff, confused global warmers (you know what I am talking about). I vote for the brains in a beautiful package and the man who was smart enough to understand the value of that combination in his life partner and the mother of his children.