Four Years Later - O

Global Warning v Global Warming … what the heck, I say, sure we all just need to calm down here and face the facts that the United States did not cause hurricane Katrina or the Tsunami because we do not address the alleged global warming impending crisis. I know it would be nice to make it true and it would be easy to accept that we bombed our own Twin Towers, but so sorry, dear readers, it just ain’t so.

No, Oprah did it. She ate, she got fat, she emitted too much methane, she lost weight, shedding her DNA into the atmosphere and then she ate fresh fruit (picked by illegal immigrants with very dirty hands who also defecated and urinated recycled germs into the fields – more methane) finally, she exercised excessively thus exhaling too much C02. Forgetaboutit, no one will ever admit the truth ….too bad.

Look at Al Gore, fat! Bill Clinton, fat and now thin! Point the finger at Richard Simmons, the fat killer himself … how many fat cruises has he sponsored??? Fat, flatulence and methane are the Global Warmers … and the beached whales are the warners, brother, if we've ever had them.

I am not picking on fat, just pointing out the facts on fat. Fat causes global warming, so if we are going to point fingers we need to get down with the source code. No need to get all up in the air about the cheap shot at the illegals. Of course they are picking crops … we have it on great authority that no one else will do the job, right big Fox? And there is no indoor plumbing in the cabbage patch. Thus, dirty hands and open elimination of all things wasteful and disgraceful.

I am tired of being part of the reason for all things wrong, I don’t even live on Saturn and her rings have changed shape and position. Who did that? George Bush or Condi Rice? Come on people, Iraq is keeping all the oil revenues, and George Soros controls the oil hedge funds, who is being kidded here? Moveon.org to another subject.

This all started at a dinner party tonight when some foreigner defended the Astrodome resident’s rights to buy drugs with their government money because Katrina was caused by the United States and now we (All Americans) have to pay for it. I had to leave before I ate any cake, which is actually a good thing .. all about the fat and fumes.

Too bad we are remembering 9/11/01 today …. And people are still trying to make it all about how bad we are. Wait, all those people at the party are here! Why would they want to live among the killers of thousands and destroyers of the planet? What was wrong with their country?

Something is very queer here.
Four years later.